Today I celebrate my 19th year on this planet, I just wanted to make my very first post before I leave the house to celebrate. I haven't been active the past couple of months in Newgrounds but I'm trying to catch up on lost time. Anyway, I've been around for a year and a half here and I've been meaning to submit flash submissions but I am hindered by three major things: 1. Hard to draw using a mouse!, 2. School work (I'm currently in college) and 3. I always get sidetracked, always. I'm not a n00b or anything in flash, if I would rate myself with 10 being the highest, I'd give myself a stable 5. With that out of the way, I am planning to submit my very first flash here as an entry for Madness Day 07. I'm really excited about it, and I really hope that most of you would like it. It's currently in pre-production, the plot is done and I am going to start on the graphics tonight. I hope I finish by September 20. I'll make it as kick-ass as I possibly can. I haven't given harsh reviews to anyone so I really hope that I don't get one, if I do I'll accept it with open arms if the review is justified. I have several projects in the works as well, all the stories are done (even the scene-by-scene). The only thing that's stopping me is that its REALLY hard to draw using the mouse, I guess many of you guys share the same problem. The premise/preview/tagline of the projects are:
1. Flash Series; Genre: Action/Fantasy; The world is overrun by nightmarish creatures, whose origins are yet to be discovered. The streets run red with the blood of the innocent, cries of anguish resonate in the walls. The survivors must make a stand if they wish to survive. Everything is on the line, nothing to lose and freedom to gain. What will they do?
Comment: I'm rushing this right now so I apologize if the plot seems cliche, this one has many twists in it.
2. Flash Short; Genre: Suspense/Romance; Man wakes up, goes to work, goes home, goes to bed. The next day Man does it all over again. One day, Man hits a bump in his life. Man meets Woman. Everything changes, everything.
Comment: HAHAHA I am laughing my ass off while writing this preview. I just can't think of a good one to introduce this story. This is relatively long fo a short so it might become a two part submission. This isn't actually a suspense story, like a suspense thriller rather this one is a Dark Romance. I did this story in one weekend and I gotta tell you this is one of my most hearfelt stories. I'm currently writing a script based on this for a short film.
Several others are currently "highly classified" but if anyone is interested in a collaboration I am really glad to contribute. Just to see my name mentioned in the writing credits would do, I won't even take the credit for the flash submission itself. I'm going to update my user page in the following days. I hope many users would spend some time to read this as I do with other user's posts. Peace and 1 guys!
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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me
Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...
Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time
Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...
Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...
Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are
I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
Sifr
ahaha this is a good one but I think I've seen this before. did you make this yourself?